The Electoral Monarchy of Nuva York is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Honorable Kastinium The IV of Nuva with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.186 billion yorkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The free district of Albany. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nuva Yorkian economy, worth 458 trillion coupons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,490 coupons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the nation's smallest Kakapoball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuva York's national animal is the Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Speepism.

Nuva York is ranked 9,107^th in the world and 3^rd in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,925.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.